Slurrrppp…
Posted on Sep 04, 2008 at 06:44 am | Tagged as: Television
So, I watched some of CBS’s coverage of the Republican Convention speeches last night, curious to hear from Palin, and was treated to a fantastic shot of her daughter sprucing up the baby’s hair.
I nearly pissed myself. Honest.
*smack* Ha ha ha ha ha!
*smack* That was awesome, and awesome that it was up on YouTube nearly instantly.
*smack* What? Is the smacking noise I make before every sentence bugging you?
Uncalled for even for someone like myself that makes it a point to spit on babies.
Here are the important PALIN facts though:
Opposes Stem Cell Research
Pro-Life- in favor of overturning Roe V Wade (spitting on babies ok though)
Fought to Ban Books in local library as Mayor of Wassila, Alaska and threatened the librarians job when resisted
Opposed to major Church/State separation issues-fought to eliminate ordinances against church leaders endorsing political candidates
When asked on her position on the words ‘under God’ in the pledge of allegiance, she replied: “if it was good enough for the founding fathers it’s good enough for me” — What makes this awesome is that “under God” was not part of the pledge until the 1950s and the ‘founding fathers’ had no part in putting it in.
Palin on the Iraq War: “our national leaders, are sending [U.S. soldiers] out on a task that is from God,” Great, someone else in The White House claiming to be doing to the will of God.
Her comments on trying to get a $30billion gas pipeline built in Alaska: “”God’s will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built”
The kid should have just licked the baby’s head directly.
Yeah, I really don’t care about the politics. I just think siblings spitting on one another makes for good video.