I have an idea for a new restaurant that is going to make me rich. My restaurant is going to become the default destination for couples everywhere. Not for the ambiance, not for the food, not for the price, but for the name.

You know the drill. It’s Friday night, you’ve both worked your eight hours, neither one of you wants to cook, there’s nothing in the fridge that looks good, so you start discussing places to go eat. And the conversation always goes like this:

“So, what do you want?”
“I don’t know. What do you want?”
“I don’t know… Italian?”
“Enh, I had Italian for lunch. Chinese?”
“Not really in the mood for Chinese. Mexican?”
“Too fatty. How about Thai?”
“Essentially Chinese. American?”

And on and on it goes, and by the time you do finally settle on a place, it’s an hour later, you’re both starved and cranky, no one enjoys their dinner that much since you both feel like you settled on the other person’s choice which is mathematically impossible, and a little more magic dies from your relationship. There may be a divorce.

But I’m here to change all that! How, you ask? With a restaurant that serves most basic genres of food and has a simple name: I Don’t Know. This is going to save so much time and more than one relationship. Now the conversation can go like this:

“So, what do you want?”
“I don’t know…”
“Perfect! Get in the car!”

And the discussion is over. The decision is made. Boom. Done. Finito. And your significant other can’t even get upset because they picked the restaurant! It’s perfect! And with my restaurant serving most nationalities of food, they should be able to find something at least edible so they don’t even feel cheated.

If this takes off, I plan to open a chain of eateries with names like What Do You Want, You Decide, and What Are You Hungry For.